No, she wasn't my girl friend..

The phone rang again, sixth time on a row this time. I was rolling over the floor in this threatening summer afternoon, tryting hard to finish that unattended class notes, boring though. But I had to do that as all said this is the hot cake for our next exam and who doesn't want to have a ready to eat food!

By now the phone have already buzzed a few rings and about to expire. I picked it with full of disgust as I know this will be an another story of some nonsense that had happened to her. Already I had heard five of them, not that i was interested to but I had to. Keeping my tolerance at threshold I prepared myself for the sixth one. To the highest of my shock she asked me, "are you busy?" Now this is something that you never expect from her to say or to start the conversation with at least. I was trying to find the answer,

No, I was not I mean yes I was. But how come that matters to you? You go ahead with what you wanted to say.

Pause for a second on the other end...

OK, bye then, I'll talk you later..

I said byeee.. knowing that this is her trick to take the advantage on her side..

Hey are you really going to drop the phone..I've called you, I'm spending my hard earning money to call you and you even doesn't bother to talk to me..you are such a nerd.

I took the command right away, "wait ma'am, first of all, I know how hard earned money is this for you as if taking money from a careless dad's wallet in his absence is really a hard work to manage and secondly, if you are considering yourself as great by giving me calls then I'm feeling even much greater than you to receive calls for the sixth time in the evening. Do you get that?

OK OK, now will you listen what I want to tell you..

As if you will let me go without listening that?

Surely I won't ..( Giggling..)

So start your story telling.

You know what happened today to me? (with full of enthusiasm)

Yes I know. I know the five "what happened" to you till now and going to have the sixth one right away..hi hi..

Shut up and listen carefully. Neither I won't tell you this one.

Ok , I'm listening.

Now, I really wanted to have the "what happened" story. This is what she is very good at. She can tell you a simple incident with full of attractiveness which will make the simple one into an interesting piece.

Oh ho, I've to concentrate on the story neither she will kill me. Even she can ask me anytime any question from the said story and if I found myself cluesless, no that'll not be the end of the story, but that'll be the end of the conversation for that day, atleast.

Honestly, I don't care of that. Because I know if she is the one to stop talking then she only will be the one to start it again. Only thing that matters to me is how soon she gives me the call? I mean does she break her earlier record or is it still intact?

Here she goes for the sixth time...

To cut short the 15 min story in a single line, "an auto puller today had winked at her while she was on her to college". So here is she told me a nano second incident in 15 min. Even though I made a forceful stop. This makes it obvious that how well story teller she is. Now, this was truly the most interested one on that day as I found the existence of a guy in the story. All the five before was about her and her girly pals. Upon completion she was eager to have my expression. Now what reaction do you expect me to give? I had no sign what to say. There were two answers and respective repercussions hit in my mind simultaneously, one if I say oaooo..great!! that means I'm sucked tomorrow in college, two, if I say, I would have slapped him had I been there with you, she will laugh at me as she knows that I couldn't do that. So, to be on respectful side, I exclaimed "waooo.. great...finally you got someone to wink at you"

Bang!! The very next moment what my hear heard was a shell exploded in the warfare.

I could neither catch it nor gulp it..she got absolutely furious. Firstly I thought she was mocking but in reality she wasn't. With the top of her voice she kept on screaming for the next few minutes and hung the phone abruptly.

Now, this was great feeling for me for two reasons. first , I'll get time to understand what went wrong second, while talking to her my ultra old phone gave me the signal that my girlfriend was trying to reach me. Now, who in the world wants to get questioned by his own girlfriend for being busy over phone. It's rather better to sacrifice friends for the sake.

By the way, did you just ask me, who was on waiting over the phone? Yes, you are right, it was my girl friend. So, whom was I talking to? Of course she was not my girl friend and thats the truth.

P.S:She gifted a four letter "F" word to that auto driver. Poor one!! I hope he understood that.